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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

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dailyandydaly:

You Must Buy Your Wife at Least as Much Jewelry as You Buy Your Horse and Other Poems and Observations, Humorous and Otherwise, from a Life on the Range

dailyandydaly:

You Must Buy Your Wife at Least as Much Jewelry as You Buy Your Horse and Other Poems and Observations, Humorous and Otherwise, from a Life on the Range

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jobhaver:

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you


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lastvhs:

- Esquire Oct 2014

lastvhs:

- Esquire Oct 2014

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witsradio:

Good morning.

witsradio:

Good morning.

(Source: fentry)

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unregistered-hypercam2:

unregistered-hypercam2:

dd/lg fetishists trying to pretend like their fetish isn’t complete and total erasure of their partners personality and identity + replacement with complete brainless one-dimensional sex robot with alarming and blatant pedophilic/rape undertones

their fetish is the female brain regressed back into an 8 year old state

now i’m no psychologist but 

but hey gotta fuckin cum right


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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable


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